You know you are a Jalop when...

"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 09/29/2014 at 20:40 • Filed to: dadlopnik

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...you bring all the vehicles to bed. (This isn't even close to "all the vehicles")

feather-throttle-not-hair > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 20:44

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True story: My dad used to make fun of me with stories about how i would always store my Micromachines in my underpants.

I dont remember doing it, but I'm assuming it occurred when I was running around in naught but underpants and didn't have any pockets with which to hold my toy cars.

Ok guys, go ahead with those jokes now. Thanks internet anonymity!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 20:47

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That's a "Bruder!" (the green truck!)

Those are amazing! :D

Tom McParland > feather-throttle-not-hair 09/29/2014 at 20:48

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Ok I laughed at "micromachine in my underpants"

Tom McParland > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 09/29/2014 at 20:52

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Yeah the Bruders are awesome but they ain't cheap. We found this one at Marshall's for 1/2 price.

Amoore100 > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 21:01

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I used to fall asleep gripping HotWheels and Matchboxes so hard they left marks on my palms...the gearhead's childhood... :D

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 21:07

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I used to take a Nissan Skyline Hot wheels car to bed. Still have it to this day.

JGrabowMSt > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 21:11

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I think I had one of these firetrucks. It looks very, very familiar.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 21:45

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I had like 9 when I was little #privilegedchild

Vicente Esteve > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 22:20

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Bruders are ESSENTIAL in the growth and development of a Jalop. Truth is, I still see their catalogues, just to see if something truly desirable comes up.

The Compromiser > Tom McParland 09/29/2014 at 23:11

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my youngest has to park them all in very special locations throughout the main floor living room. It's cute. The fords and the chargers all have to go into this or that parking area or he gets all Marvin the Martian on us.

T5Killer > Tom McParland 11/19/2014 at 18:36

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That green truck is awesome.